This is going to be a rather short entry because I don’t want this Miley Cyrus / Robin Thicke / ugly-giant-teddy-bears thing (I refuse to call it “entertainment” or even a “performance”) to take up any more of my hallowed internet and brain space. Nearly everyone and his / her Lola Mely and Kuya Jojo had something to say about it anyways, and whatever I would like to say about the subject has already been said.

Anyhoo, it’s a pity Freddie’s not around anymore.  Imagine if there was a great big rift and 360-loop in the time-space continuum, and they performed “I Want to Break Free” at the VMAs.

Freddie Mercury in drag – way, way prettier and a lot classier than the ballyhooed Miss Cyrus …

Let me show you how to do this twerking thing properly, darling …

Twerk, twerk, swoosh, swoosh – at the count of 5, hold and release …

And that’s how you give a smashing performance and a sparkling, dust-free stage, darlings! 😉